Strategy (the artist formerly known as MicroStrategy) now squats on 580,955 BTC—that’s over half-a-million digital coins welded to its balance sheet.
Michael Saylor just cranked the money-printer again, floating a fresh $1 BILLION stock offering to hoover up even more sats.
The corporate mission? Crush a 25 % BTC-yield in 2025—stack coins faster than the halving can starve the market.
10 GOD-MODE COMMANDMENTS FOR HYPER-PUMPING mNAV
- PRINT WHEN THE CROWD IS FOAMING.
Sell paper (shares) at a premium, convert that hot froth straight into cold storage bitcoin. Dilution? Nah—each raise amplifies BTC per share because the price premium does the heavy lifting. - DECAPITATE BAD DEBT.
When the stock moons, force convertibles to equity. Debt evaporates, balance-sheet bloat melts away, and NAV rockets. - BUY THE DIP, BUY THE RIP, BUY EVERYTHING.
Weekly DCA? Cute. Strategy shotgun-buys billions on red candles. Every satoshi captured is a future lever of compound dominance. - LOCK THE TREASURY—NO FORCED SALES, EVER.
Liquidity buffers and fixed-rate notes mean zero margin calls. The stash lives, breathes, and multiplies—untouchable. - TURN SOFTWARE INTO A CASH-FLOW SIDE QUEST.
MicroStrategy ONE + AI = recurring SaaS money that pays the light bill while Bitcoin does the heavy lifting. - ACQUIRE LIKE A CYBORG.
Bolt on lightning-network startups, AI analytics ninjas, and any team that adds speed or signal. Pay with over-valued equity; keep the BTC intact. - PREACH THE GOSPEL.
Saylor on X, at conferences, on every mic within earshot: “Bitcoin is hope. Strategy is the vessel.” Narrative is NAV rocket fuel. - TIME THE MACRO SWELLS.
Rates fall? Issue debt. ETF hype peaks? Issue equity. Bear market gloom? Scoop sats on discount. Surf every cycle, never drown. - SHOW THE NUMBERS—LOUDLY.
Real-time dashboards of BTC per share, cost basis, unrealized gain. Radical transparency magnetizes diamond-handed capital. - HODL UNTIL THE UNIVERSE BLINKS.
The master plan is simple: Increase bitcoin per share forever. If BTC rips to infinity, mNAV becomes god-tier infinity².
Bottom line: Strategy is more than a company—it’s a self-replicating Bitcoin organism. Keep printing stock, keep nuking debt, keep inhaling sats, and keep shouting the vision. Market Net Asset Value doesn’t just climb; it goes supernova.
Strap in, keep stacking, and watch the Death-Star fire again.