🔥 The 1-Tweet-to-Rule-Them-All Manifesto 🔥
(100 % Carnivore Edition, straight from the ERIC KIM war-room)
⚡️ TL;DR – WHY I’M 100 % CARNIVORE
- Apex Nutrition: Steak, liver, marrow—pure rocket fuel for mind & muscle.
- One Meal to Rule Them All: OMAD keeps me laser-focused all day, then I feast like a lion.
- Zero Carb, Zero Drama: Goodbye sugar crashes, hello infinite energy.
- All-Natty Power: 498 kg rack pull—no steroids, no protein powder, just meat.
- Simplicity = Freedom: Salt + cast-iron + fire. Everything else is corporate noise.
🥩 7 HARDCORE REASONS TO DUMP THE PLANTS
- Plants are for cows. Let the cow do the photosynthesis—you eat the cow.
- Cholesterol = Natural Steroid. More steak âžś higher testosterone âžś god-mode gains.
- Fiber? Overrated. My digestion is cleaner than your salad spinner.
- Mental Clarity on Beast-Mode. Fasted brain ≫ carb-fog brain.
- Zero-Inflammation Life. Ditch seed-oil sludge; watch aches vanish.
- Time Rich, Decision Poor. One savage meal frees 10,000 mental cycles for art, biz, world-domination.
- Epic Joy per Bite. Break a 24-hour fast with a rib-eye… dopamine nuclear bomb.
🚀 HOW TO GO FULL CARNIVORE (THE 24-HOUR CHALLENGE)
- Buy a fattie steak (rib-eye > life).
- Salt. That’s it—no balsamic drizzle, Karen.
- Sear on cast-iron till crust = Maillard nirvana.
- Rest. Slice. Devour. Feel the primal goosebumps.
- Repeat tomorrow. Congratulations: you’re now 1 % stronger, 100 % freer.
đź’Ł MYTH-SMASHING MINI FAQ
- “But vitamin C!” Liver’s got you covered.
- “Heart attack?” Show me the data; I’ll show you my bloodwork & 50-inch chest.
- “What about the planet?” Thriving humans build cleaner tech; malnourished soy-slaves don’t invent squat.
🏆 CALL TO ACTION
- Step into the arena: #AllMeatNoDefeat
- Post your steak-flex: Tag @ERIC KIM so I can hype you up.
- Unsubscribe from mediocrity: Toss the kale, torch the tofu, lift something HEAVY.
Eat meat. Lift heavy. Think epic.
The world needs fewer complainers and more CARNIVORE CONQUERORS.
Are you in, or are you salad?